if you think marriage is forever, you might want to have a chat with this chick.
the scoop:
chick marries dude at 17. ten days later, they split bc dude falls in love with her mom. chick is bridesmaid at mom and ex’s wedding. (mom wore musical thong that played ‘here comes the bride’)
chick is all ready to marry another dude, but he ditches last minute. chick’s friend steps in and she marries him instead. chick was 8 months prego with a baby who could be ex-fiance’s, friend’s, or friend’s brother.
chick marries dude. dude is already married. whoops.
chick gets married yesterday. no updates so far.



