this is one of a handful (very small handful) of reasons that being a law student is cool.
another reason is someone like my new law crush. talk about hot. and interesting. and all around too cool for me. i’d try to hit it if he was one notch lower on the awesome scale.
anyway. check the link. ignore my lawcrush. 
if you think marriage is forever, you might want to have a chat with this chick.
the scoop:
chick marries dude at 17. ten days later, they split bc dude falls in love with her mom. chick is bridesmaid at mom and ex’s wedding. (mom wore musical thong that played ‘here comes the bride’)
chick is all ready to marry another dude, but he ditches last minute. chick’s friend steps in and she marries him instead. chick was 8 months prego with a baby who could be ex-fiance’s, friend’s, or friend’s brother.
chick marries dude. dude is already married. whoops.
chick gets married yesterday. no updates so far.
so i haven’t really been all that busy (though i should have been), i’ve just been lazy and haven’t posted. to be honest, i tried to post once, but it didn’t publish and i didn’t feel like re-writing the entire post. oh well. 
in lieu of me being interesting/imaginative/etc, i’m giving you guys some sweet ass webbits.
enjoy!
please note, the sun is the pinnacle of great journalism. or something.
seedy gonzales jailed in lesbo sperm swindle
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1017731.ece
the scoop:
’seedy’ gonzales made a living from selling sperm (mannotincluded.com) on the tubes. to lesbians, specifically. somehow, this perfectly pristine business got into some shit with the gov’t and has been shut down. sorry ladies… now you have to get your sperm for free, like the rest of the world (after a sloppy bar night…).
the law school and med school have an annual dance called the malpractice ball. i think the name is really cute.
this dance is affectionately (or something) called law prom, and the name suits the event, if we’d had alcohol at prom. besides the pretty dresses, suits and barrage of pictures, i felt obviously single. out of a dinner party of about 15, only 3 of us were single. it’s crazy how *everyone* is taken nowadays!
besides that, it was quite funny to see the difference between the law students and med students. while both groups were drinking heavily from the open bars, the med students tended to stay on the fringes and keep some sort of composure. law students, on the other hand, get sloppy when drinking. i saw no fewer than 4 girls splat on the floor. i saw a couple of others clinging to the wall. one chick was ‘dancing’ with my friend aaron. i say ‘dancing’ because it was more like he was dancing/holding her up and she was just kind of grinding away at him. pretty damn hilarious.
i had hoped to find some hot, single med student, but no luck. it really didn’t help that i couldn’t drink and therefore was one of maybe 3 sober people at the ball. i did get a sweet new dress for the occasion, so there’s a plus.
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